FIVE REASONS WHY I LIKE TO DO MY YARD WORK WHILE WORKING IN THE SHADE.
Because I’m old. No need to explain, if you’re old, you understand, if not you wouldn’t understand anyway.
The sun is very hot and burns your skin. Not a pretty sight, red and peeling skin. Yuk.
When you work in the sun you get all wet and the sweat runs down to your undies. If you work in the shade the sweat only drizzles down slowly.
When you work in the sun, your freckles pop out. When your freckles pop out you get mad and pull the flowers instead of the weeds. You know they are flowers because they are easy to pull. Weeds are much harder.
Flowers are easier to transplant if it’s shady. Give them a break. They don’t wither and die as easily. In the end you will have a more beautiful garden.
Everything is bigger in Texas, including the heat and the drought. We will never forget the summer of 2011. This blog originates approximately 50 miles southwest of Texarkana, Texas. This area usually gets plenty of rainfall each year to keep the lawns and pastures green and lush in the spring. The summers are mostly hot and dry. Not this year. We have had 70 plus days of 100 degrees or above temperature this spring and summer, with more hot days expected before fall comes along and cools us off a bit.
The farmers are running out of grazing and water for their cattle. We are losing a lot of large and small trees in the woods. The Texas Ag folks are telling us this is a no-brainer. Get rid of your cattle NOW. This is not an ordinary drought. They are predicting it will last through November 2011. Other forecasters are saying it might even last through 2012.
Wildfires have destroyed many thousands of acres of land. More than seventeen hundred homes have been lost, and 2 lives have been lost so far.
Our local newspaper recently published some common summer heat jokes. Here are just a few.
You know you live in Texas because during the summer…
Cows are giving evaporated milk.
The trees are whistlin’ for the dogs.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hardboiled eggs.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make instant sun tea.
If the temperture drops below 95 you feel chilly.
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
You discover that in the summer you can drive your car with two fingers.
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
It is so dry the cows are eating the barbed wire fences.
Fall has finally arrived and temperatures have begun to drop.